Written by anonymous
It’s the day of the second match, and the three contenders are waiting on the deck for Scott to arrive to get the match started. Clearly, none of them are as tense as the last contenders, given the animated chat they’re sharing.
-and around then, I kinda just… let go. Stopped worrying about it. Probably the best thing I could have done, y’know?
Yeah, that’s definitely the best way of going about it. Stress management’s never been, well… my forte, but that’s helped a whole lot.
Dude, tell me about it. It’s so hard to fuckin’ relax these days, what with all the shit goin’ on. That’s why Joji and I take so much time chilling at the mansion, life’s too short to spend it all busy with shit.
Hey all! Sorry for the wait, I had to make sure everything was ready. Are you three good to go?
Hell yeah, man.
Yeah!
Let’s do this shit.
Classroom, huh?
It’s pretty hot in here… I guess it’s summer vacation, huh?
The three notice the focal point of the room before long, and they look to each other excitedly.
Yoooo. Say, how well would you say you can take the heat?
Is that a challenge, Mr. Imanuel?
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Before long, the three are fairly deep into a bucket of chicken, kept in the middle between the group. Joji and Brian are relaxed, with the former even having kicked his leg up onto the desk, while Shizuku was at least… somewhat more proper, sitting mostly normally, elbow leaning against the desk.
It seems that the bucket is endless, as they’ve been going at it a while and it’s just as full as when they started. But the farther they go…
Whew, shit. That one was spicy. Is it getting hotter for y’all too?
Yep. I’ve had worse.
These are really good, hehe.
So what even got you into music, actually?
Oh! I dunno, at first it was just… fun, y’know? Doing it passed the time, and my boyfriend was a big music fan too, so it stuck.
Shit, you didn’t tell me you had a guy.
Ehe, well… not anymore. Seiji and I broke it off a few years back. Our lives were headed in different directions, y’know?
Ah, fuck. Sorry.
Hey, don’t worry about it! It happens. We still talk sometimes, so…
See, there y’go. Could have been soooo much worse.
What about you guys?
Man, it was probably pretty similar to you. I’ve always had a passion for it, I just wanted to do that shit. So I did, did shit with Pink Guy at first, then did my own thing. ‘S just a good time all around.
Hip hop taught me English, y’know? Been listenin’ to it for as long as I can remember, way back when I was just another poor Indonesian kid.
That’s so cool… Way cooler than the way I got into it, haha.
Oh!! Joji, I wanted to ask, why did you drop Pink Guy and the whole Filthy Frank thing? I remember that you were talking about wanting to keep it going back in the day.
Because he was too much of a bitch to let me do my thing, duh.
Eugh. Mostly just… the “fans”, I guess. Hated me for not wanting to exclusively give them Frank shit forever. I wanted to do my own thing on the side, but people hated that shit. Besides, that fucked my vocal cords hard. Can’t be makin’ hair cakes forever, man.
Mm… I understand that. I think a lot of “fans” aren’t really… well, on your side at all, if you think about it. They just want the content they want, and they don’t care about you as a person.
Well, you know what? Fuck what they think.
Daaamn, okay!
We have so little time to live, you know? There’s so much that we can be doing, and worrying about what people think just… sucks!! So, just… do what you wanna do, you know?
Damn, girl. That sounds like some wise old master shit.
I like your style.
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And with a laugh, the three continue on, doing their own thing. Talking, having a blast just shooting the summer breeze as the wings get hotter. The sun begins to set before too long, leaving the three in the comfortable glow of the evening.
I mean, it doesn’t really mean all that much. They’re just beans, so… I dunno, it just sounds good.
You mean Edamame just… doesn’t have any real meaning besides getting paid?
Nah, man. We were just shootin’ the shit.
…I listened to you and bbno$ talking about balls for ten minutes on that Genius video.
Hey, you were the one that listened to it for ten minutes.
S-shut up!!
Make me.
M-maybe I will! Eat another wing, I dare you!
Shiiiit, fair enough.
Ohhh fuck okay, yeah. They’re getting bad.
Dude, they can’t be that bad.
Try one of these motherfuckers, seriously.
Okay, okay. Fine, man.
Fuck.
Don’t ever doubt me again, man.
Oh, now you’re trying one of these.
You are not gonna get away with laughing at us in our dire need.
Dire need of what?!
Vengeance.
Oh, that’s really good, actually. Almost a bit sour? Very very good.
…How the hell.
I eat spicy ramen so much, you don’t even know.
Shit, I think we’ve been outclassed, man.
Nahhh. I can keep going. Think you can take the heat of the Last Dab?
Lay it on me!
Brian’s fallen asleep, face down against the desk, with Shizuku’s sweater draped over him to give him some warmth. Shizuku and Joji are at another desk, both looking over a laptop as they listen to the music they produced for this round. Fuck The Rules and sofia’s bike are playing one after another, as they just vibe to it.
Brian’s been going on and on about kissing someone to this track because of the whole Midsummer Madness thing. It’s so fuckin’ funny.
Have you?
Nah, man. Don’t really plan on it.
Yeah, I get it. It’d be funny, though.
Pff. Maybe, maybe. I’unno, just… not my thing, y’know?
Really? You totally seem like the type to get with girls all over the place.
Ehhh. Like, fun as it’d be, the heartbreak at the end ain’t worth it, y’know? I already sing about it, I don’t wanna be feeling it even more.
Mm… I get it.
Why d’you ask? I assume you have some experience with that?
No, just… You kinda remind me of a friend of mine from back in the Estate. She was an absolute ladykiller, when she wasn’t trying to get us out of the mess we were in, I’m pretty sure she had a thing going with like… three different girls.
Everyone was cool with it, just… y’know. Thought it was funny.
Daaaamn. Sounds like fun.
I, uh… heard about what happened to your friend, speaking of. Sorry about that.
Don’t worry about it, it’s fine. I actually… named my own cat after him, funnily enough. His name is Rusty.
Cute name. Got any pictures?
Yeah! Give me ooooone second.
Hell yeah. Cats are so fuckin’ cool, man.
Right?? Rusty’s so great, just very nice and chill…
Fitting, I think.
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Morning comes fast, and Scott enters the classroom, searching for the three. After all, the last four contenders had been in and out much faster… what was taking them so long? Though he’s about to call their name at first, he pauses as he steps in and takes in the sight ahead of him.
Brian’s asleep at one desk, head down with Shizuku’s sweater wrapped tightly around him. Shizuku and Joji are off to another desk, sleeping as well. Her head leans against his shoulder, and it seems she’s even snoring a little, unbeknownst to either of them.
Well… this isn’t so bad. They hadn’t come down with a bad case of death or anything, so he just exits the room again to let them rest.