Bells Ringin’, Soft Singin’ ~ lofi girl vs. Hot Ones


Written by anonymous


It’s the day of the second match, and the three contenders are waiting on the deck for Scott to arrive to get the match started. Clearly, none of them are as tense as the last contenders, given the animated chat they’re sharing.
Joji

-and around then, I kinda just… let go. Stopped worrying about it. Probably the best thing I could have done, y’know?

Lofi Girl

Yeah, that’s definitely the best way of going about it. Stress management’s never been, well… my forte, but that’s helped a whole lot.

Rich Brian

Dude, tell me about it. It’s so hard to fuckin’ relax these days, what with all the shit goin’ on. That’s why Joji and I take so much time chilling at the mansion, life’s too short to spend it all busy with shit.

As they continue talking, Scott arrives with a spring in his step, waving to the three.
Scott the Woz

Hey all! Sorry for the wait, I had to make sure everything was ready. Are you three good to go?

Joji

Hell yeah, man.

Rich Brian

Let’s do this shit.

With that, he digs through his pockets, pulling out the Essence of Week. And with a tap, the world begins to morph once again, shifting into… a classroom? Shizuku seems a bit uncomfortable for a moment as the shift occurs, but manages to shake herself out of it as the group steps into the room.
Joji

Classroom, huh?

Lofi Girl

It’s pretty hot in here… I guess it’s summer vacation, huh?

With a little giggle, she slips off her sweater and scarf, leaving them on the back of a chair as she looks around the place. Her headphones still stay around her neck.
The three notice the focal point of the room before long, and they look to each other excitedly.
Rich Brian

Yoooo. Say, how well would you say you can take the heat?

Lofi Girl

Is that a challenge, Mr. Imanuel?



Before long, the three are fairly deep into a bucket of chicken, kept in the middle between the group. Joji and Brian are relaxed, with the former even having kicked his leg up onto the desk, while Shizuku was at least… somewhat more proper, sitting mostly normally, elbow leaning against the desk.
It seems that the bucket is endless, as they’ve been going at it a while and it’s just as full as when they started. But the farther they go…
Joji

Whew, shit. That one was spicy. Is it getting hotter for y’all too?

Rich Brian

Yep. I’ve had worse.

Lofi Girl

These are really good, hehe.

Another round of wings, and Brian turns to Shizuku with a hum.
Rich Brian

So what even got you into music, actually?

Lofi Girl

Oh! I dunno, at first it was just… fun, y’know? Doing it passed the time, and my boyfriend was a big music fan too, so it stuck.

Joji

Shit, you didn’t tell me you had a guy.

Lofi Girl

Ehe, well… not anymore. Seiji and I broke it off a few years back. Our lives were headed in different directions, y’know?

Rich Brian

Ah, fuck. Sorry.

Lofi Girl

Hey, don’t worry about it! It happens. We still talk sometimes, so…

Joji

See, there y’go. Could have been soooo much worse.

Lofi Girl

What about you guys?

Joji

Man, it was probably pretty similar to you. I’ve always had a passion for it, I just wanted to do that shit. So I did, did shit with Pink Guy at first, then did my own thing. ‘S just a good time all around.

Rich Brian

Hip hop taught me English, y’know? Been listenin’ to it for as long as I can remember, way back when I was just another poor Indonesian kid.

Lofi Girl

That’s so cool… Way cooler than the way I got into it, haha.

Lofi Girl

Oh!! Joji, I wanted to ask, why did you drop Pink Guy and the whole Filthy Frank thing? I remember that you were talking about wanting to keep it going back in the day.

???

Because he was too much of a bitch to let me do my thing, duh.

Joji

Eugh. Mostly just… the “fans”, I guess. Hated me for not wanting to exclusively give them Frank shit forever. I wanted to do my own thing on the side, but people hated that shit. Besides, that fucked my vocal cords hard. Can’t be makin’ hair cakes forever, man.

Lofi Girl

Mm… I understand that. I think a lot of “fans” aren’t really… well, on your side at all, if you think about it. They just want the content they want, and they don’t care about you as a person.

Lofi Girl

Well, you know what? Fuck what they think.

Rich Brian

Daaamn, okay!

Lofi Girl

We have so little time to live, you know? There’s so much that we can be doing, and worrying about what people think just… sucks!! So, just… do what you wanna do, you know?

Joji

Damn, girl. That sounds like some wise old master shit.

Joji

I like your style.



And with a laugh, the three continue on, doing their own thing. Talking, having a blast just shooting the summer breeze as the wings get hotter. The sun begins to set before too long, leaving the three in the comfortable glow of the evening.
Rich Brian

I mean, it doesn’t really mean all that much. They’re just beans, so… I dunno, it just sounds good.

Lofi Girl

You mean Edamame just… doesn’t have any real meaning besides getting paid?

Rich Brian

Nah, man. We were just shootin’ the shit.

Lofi Girl

…I listened to you and bbno$ talking about balls for ten minutes on that Genius video.

Rich Brian

Hey, you were the one that listened to it for ten minutes.

Lofi Girl

S-shut up!!

Rich Brian

Make me.

Lofi Girl

M-maybe I will! Eat another wing, I dare you!

Rich Brian

Shiiiit, fair enough.

He goes for another wing, and nearly coughs in surprise as it goes down.
Rich Brian

Ohhh fuck okay, yeah. They’re getting bad.

Joji

Dude, they can’t be that bad.

Rich Brian

Try one of these motherfuckers, seriously.

Joji

Okay, okay. Fine, man.

He follows suit, only for his eyes to widen in surprise.
Joji

Fuck.

Rich Brian

Don’t ever doubt me again, man.

Shizuku’s simply smiling, giggling a little bit under her breath at the sight when the other two turn to her.
Joji

Oh, now you’re trying one of these.

Rich Brian

You are not gonna get away with laughing at us in our dire need.

Lofi Girl

Dire need of what?!

Rich Brian

Vengeance.

With another little laugh, Shizuku grabs a wing and takes a bite, savoring the flavor for a moment as she takes it all in.
Lofi Girl

Oh, that’s really good, actually. Almost a bit sour? Very very good.

Joji

…How the hell.

Lofi Girl

I eat spicy ramen so much, you don’t even know.

Rich Brian

Shit, I think we’ve been outclassed, man.

Joji

Nahhh. I can keep going. Think you can take the heat of the Last Dab?

Lofi Girl

Lay it on me!

With that, they start going back and forth on wings, never quite one-upping each other as they go. They’ve all had quite the experience with hot wings, and though they know this’ll likely have them dying later, it’s all for the fun of it for now. But things like this can only go on for so long, and only a few hours later, the sun has set and things have gotten a lot quieter.

Brian’s fallen asleep, face down against the desk, with Shizuku’s sweater draped over him to give him some warmth. Shizuku and Joji are at another desk, both looking over a laptop as they listen to the music they produced for this round. Fuck The Rules and sofia’s bike are playing one after another, as they just vibe to it.
Joji

Brian’s been going on and on about kissing someone to this track because of the whole Midsummer Madness thing. It’s so fuckin’ funny.

Lofi Girl

Have you?

Joji

Nah, man. Don’t really plan on it.

Lofi Girl

Yeah, I get it. It’d be funny, though.

Joji

Pff. Maybe, maybe. I’unno, just… not my thing, y’know?

Lofi Girl

Really? You totally seem like the type to get with girls all over the place.

Joji

Ehhh. Like, fun as it’d be, the heartbreak at the end ain’t worth it, y’know? I already sing about it, I don’t wanna be feeling it even more.

Lofi Girl

Mm… I get it.

Joji

Why d’you ask? I assume you have some experience with that?

Lofi Girl

No, just… You kinda remind me of a friend of mine from back in the Estate. She was an absolute ladykiller, when she wasn’t trying to get us out of the mess we were in, I’m pretty sure she had a thing going with like… three different girls.

Lofi Girl

Everyone was cool with it, just… y’know. Thought it was funny.

Joji

Daaaamn. Sounds like fun.

Joji

I, uh… heard about what happened to your friend, speaking of. Sorry about that.

Lofi Girl

Don’t worry about it, it’s fine. I actually… named my own cat after him, funnily enough. His name is Rusty.

Joji

Cute name. Got any pictures?

Lofi Girl

Yeah! Give me ooooone second.

For a moment, she scrolls through her phone, before pulling up a picture of her holding her cat close. Cute indeed.
Joji

Hell yeah. Cats are so fuckin’ cool, man.

Lofi Girl

Right?? Rusty’s so great, just very nice and chill…

Joji

Fitting, I think.

Another giggle from Shizuku, and the two go quiet again for a while, just listening to the music they’ve made together. The dim light of the moon is one of the last lights left, and before long, the laptop goes into sleep mode. Nothing left to do but relax.

Morning comes fast, and Scott enters the classroom, searching for the three. After all, the last four contenders had been in and out much faster… what was taking them so long? Though he’s about to call their name at first, he pauses as he steps in and takes in the sight ahead of him.

Brian’s asleep at one desk, head down with Shizuku’s sweater wrapped tightly around him. Shizuku and Joji are off to another desk, sleeping as well. Her head leans against his shoulder, and it seems she’s even snoring a little, unbeknownst to either of them.

Well… this isn’t so bad. They hadn’t come down with a bad case of death or anything, so he just exits the room again to let them rest.